Trying to appeal to women by casting a bunch of shiny ripped men in porn is great but have you considered big, strong, hairy, bear-type Daddies casually masturbating on their couch in their plaid pajama pants?
Because woof.
WOOF WOOF!
Um. Yep. This.
Trying to appeal to women by casting a bunch of shiny ripped men in porn is great but have you considered big, strong, hairy, bear-type Daddies casually masturbating on their couch in their plaid pajama pants?
Because woof.
WOOF WOOF!
Um. Yep. This.
This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap

Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
FUCKING T H I S
So much of Thor’s “dumbness” is actually either (a) emotional immaturity, mostly in the first film, (b) unfamiliarity with Earth where he’d never been before, and © being so freaking honest and honorable in a world that doesn’t play by the same just set of rules he insists on following.
Gatekeeping in the crystal community is so weird like let me enjoy my fucking sparkly rocks man